QUOTE OF THE WEEK

I definitely think that the yellow line has the smelliest people on it.

Anonymous

What do you mean if I've got a club card? Do I come across as someone who goes clubbing every night?

at Tesco's

Of course you can cancel your class if you're menstruating REALLY heavily, just let me know.

my driving instructor

Sorry I missed your call Dad. I was in bed with a girl.

on a tram

Isn’t cauliflower just the ghost of broccoli though?

Anonymous

My friend craved oranges when she was pregnant. Her baby came out ginger.

Anonymous

I felt like killing myself but then i thought, let me just have a nice Starbucks capuccino first.

Anonymous

I have hit the age where sex and choosing the exact right size of plastic container for leftovers are equally satisfying.

Anonymous

My parents paid my rehab. I should pay theirs.

Anonymous

Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

Anonymous